“Donald J Trump, 45th President of the United States of America, will deliver remarks at a rally in Uniondale, New York on Wednesday, September 18, 2024, at 7:00PM EST. Nassau County is reeling from the harmful effects of the dangerously liberal policies championed by Kamala Harris and Democrats like Eric Adams,” says a statement on convicted felon former President Trump’s website.

“The safety of our neighborhoods is being compromised, and it’s clear that Kamala’s reckless immigration policies are putting New Yorkers at risk. President Trump’s message to Nassau County is simple and built on his winning record: If you want to return to the strongest economy in over 60 years, rising wages, quality jobs, strong borders, and safe neighborhoods, then vote for the Trump-Vance ticket,” the press release continued and seriously what the fuck is this idiot doing holding a rally on Long Island and not Arizona or Michigan or Nevada or Wisconsin?

We would have gotten it if Joe Biden was still his opponent and he wanted to pretend the map was expanding into New York. We also would have gotten it if this was announced before his sentencing, that was originally scheduled for the for the same day, had been postponed. Neither are true and now he’s campaigning in fucking New York 47 days before the election. Meanwhile Kamala Harris is in North Carolina on Thursday and Pennsylvania on Friday. Yes, Trump is in Nevada and Arizona this week but seriously what the hell does he think he’s doing on Long Island? Who’s idea was this?