“ABC FAKE NEWS has been completely discredited, and is now under investigation. Did they give Comrade Kamala the questions? It was 3 on 1, but they were mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn’t even close, as is now reflected in the polls. I WON THE DEBATE!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Saturday morning.

Once again, even if it was “rigged,” “3 on 1,” “they” gave “Comrade Kamala the questions,” or whatever bitch-ass excuses Trump and his fanboys have, the “person of extraordinary genius” still got baited into screaming complete bullshit in front of at least 67 million viewers. There’s no escape from that – and when you compare it to the first 2020 debate meltdown against Joe Biden – like they freaked out over that one too, claimed Biden had secretly been on drugs and all sorts of other shit, but the coping wasn’t nearly this bad. The ABC News debate is quickly becoming like the 2020 election itself: The Lost Cause that serves as the backdrop to all their other grievances.

Also, who the fuck is “investigating” ABC News? The “crooked” FBI? How’s that going to go?

Prior to to that the fat bastard posted “Up 6 points in the Rasmussen Poll. I WON THE DEBATE! A nice lead over the Marxist Candidate, Comrade Kamala Harris, who had a very hard time yesterday answering the simplest of questions in Pennsylvania, where she will end Fracking. It was A WORD SALAD, A REAL MESS!” as if the “concept of a plan” on healthcare was a huge winner. Also 6 percent in Rasmussen is pathetic. He should be ahead by at least 15 with those assholes.