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Orange Hitler claims he has “a real chance of winning” New York

Convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday hyped his upcoming Wednesday MAGA rally on Long Island, posting “Nassau Coliseum, on Long Island, will be a really big deal tomorrow. It will be PACKED with Patriots! We have a real chance of winning, for the first time in many decades, New York. Hundreds of thousands of Migrants, Crime at record levels, Terrorists pouring in, Inflation eating your hearts out – WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? VOTE FOR TRUMP! I will turn it around, get SALT back, lower your Taxes, and so much more. I’ll work with the Democrat Governor and Mayor, and make sure the funding is there to bring New York State back to levels it hasn’t seen for 50 years. People are fleeing, maybe we’ll get them to ‘flee back!’ See you at Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum on Wednesday at 7 PM EST!” and we still seriously have no idea what the hell this fucking idiot thinks he’s doing campaigning there instead of in Michigan or Arizona.

Love the “get SALT back” part, when he was the one who signed the bill to remove it in 2017.

The fat bastard also posted “Your Automobile Insurance is up 73 percent – VOTE FOR TRUMP, I’LL CUT THAT NUMBER IN HALF!” No “concept of a plan” to make that happen was mentioned.

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