Around twenty people seated behind famed flatulating felon Donald Trump were hospitalized after his appearance in Tucson, Arizona last Thursday complaining of “burning eyes” and “blurred vision” with potential chemical injuries from an unknown source, according to the Gateway Pundit.
Famed conservative mouthpiece Jim Hoft failed to do a deep dive into the potential causes for the vision problems such as having to view Trump’s backside for hours as he drones on about how tariffs are going to eliminate the entire federal debt. Or maybe Cheetolini cut the cheese after a dinner of Big Macs and milkshakes.