Categories
Uncategorized

Vance staffer called Springfield official to ask about cat-eating

A member of Mike Pence replacement JD Vance’s staff last week called Springfield City Manager Bryan Heck’s office to ask if there was any truth to the batshit stories about Haitian Migrants eating pets, to which Heck tells the Wall Street Journal he said no, there’s no evidence supporting it.

Heck said the staffer “asked point-blank, ‘Are the rumors true of pets being taken and eaten?’ I told him no. There was no verifiable evidence or reports to show this was true. I told them these claims were baseless.” That was Monday, September 9th. The next day Vance tweeted “In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Springfield who’ve said their neighbors’ pets or local wildlife were abducted by Haitian migrants. It’s possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false,” then following up with “In short, don’t let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots. Keep the cat memes flowing,” meaning it didn’t matter whether or not it was true because they were having fun doing it and it served a political purpose.

That night, convicted felon former President Trump amplified the conspiracy theory to a massive national audience during his debate stage self-immolation. “It induces panic and fear and depletes resources. We’re living the danger that misinformation and created stories leads to,” said Heck, adding that the city’s logged at least 36 bomb threats to public facilities in the past week.

“A Vance spokesperson on Tuesday provided The Wall Street Journal with a police report in which a resident had claimed her pet might have been taken by Haitian neighbors. But when a reporter went to Anna Kilgore’s house Tuesday evening, she said her cat Miss Sassy, which went missing in late August, had actually returned a few days later—found safe in her own basement. Kilgore, wearing a Trump shirt and hat, said she apologized to her Haitian neighbors with the help of her daughter and a mobile-phone translation app,” the Journal writes further down in the sprawling story.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

1 hour ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

2 hours ago

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

4 hours ago

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

4 hours ago

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

5 hours ago

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

5 hours ago

National security means arresting kids at school

7 hours ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

7 hours ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

8 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

9 hours ago

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

10 hours ago

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

10 hours ago

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

11 hours ago

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

21 hours ago

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

24 hours ago

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

1 day ago

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

1 day ago

Scorecard 2025

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

1 day ago

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

1 day ago

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

1 day ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

1 day ago

The Oranges of Wrath

2 days ago

Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

2 days ago

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

2 days ago

Lindsey hungover and angry again

2 days ago

U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

2 days ago

“Well it’s a- it’s a complex collection of legislation”: Mike Johnson on whether he can write a bill to bring grocery prices back down

2 days ago

Cotton and Ricketts meow at Trump’s pledge to save TikTok

2 days ago

Tom Homan backs off planned Chicago immigration raids

2 days ago

Man steps off high speed German train for a smoke, then the doors close and the train starts moving with his luggage still on board…

3 days ago

Colorado Dem helpfully points MAGA constituents to where they can get reimbursed for airfare and accomodations for inauguration

3 days ago

Judge orders Yoon held for at least 20 days

3 days ago

Canadians vow “surgical” retaliatory tariffs to target Red States

3 days ago

“Meme” dispensed upon tithe to cult deity

3 days ago

South Korean court hears Yoon’s pleas for release

3 days ago

Los Angeles DWP chief assigned personal security detail

3 days ago

Movie Night Friday: Darkest Hour and The Darkest Hour

4 days ago

Judge orders former president arrested for sexually abusing minor

4 days ago

Inauguration tickets now “commemorative”

4 days ago

“What’s a Soup Drop? Well, it’s soup you can suck on, of course!”

4 days ago

CBS considering settling with Trump in Harris interview lawsuit

4 days ago

She probably isn’t dressed warm enough for the National Mall

4 days ago

Comer writes Jerry Nadler smells like shit

4 days ago

Witch hunt underway after German “Corona rebel” candidate claims he was savagely beaten by members of ancient witch cult

4 days ago

Team Orange moves inauguration indoors

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murderer’s confirmation hearing to lead DHS

4 days ago

Ohio Lt Governor Jon Husted to replace JD Vance in Senate

4 days ago

Senate passes Laken Riley act

4 days ago

Supreme Court upholds TikTok ban

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x