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“Kamala should take down and disavow all of her Statements that she worked for McDonald’s,” rages frequent Big Mac consumer

“Kamala should take down and disavow all of her Statements that she worked for McDonald’s. These Statements go back a long way, and were also used openly throughout the Campaign – UNTIL SHE GOT CAUGHT. She must apologize to the American people for lying!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday, still characterologically unable to let this McDonald’s thing go.

Later, the fat bastard’s campaign issued a statement demanding federal law enforcement drop the case against failed assassin Ryan Routh so Florida prosecutors can handle it. “The DOJ and FBI have a Conflict of Interest since they have been obsessed with ‘Getting Trump’ for so long. It’s very difficult to trust the Biden/Harris DOJ/FBI to investigate the assassination attempts, due to Election Interference and FAKE CASES brought against me, including their control over local DAs and AGs.”

“Shockingly, after the bullet went through my ear on that fateful day in Butler, Pennsylvania, the FBI Director went before Congress and falsely said that it may not have been a bullet, ‘It was just glass or shrapnel’ – a lie condemned by even my worst enemies. What he said was disgraceful, especially since it was witnessed LIVE by millions of people, and he was forced to immediately retract. If the DOJ and FBI cannot do their job honestly and without bias, and hold the aspiring assassin responsible to the full extent of the Law, Governor Ron DeSantis and the State of Florida have already agreed to take the lead on the investigation and prosecution. Florida charges would be much more serious than the ones the FBI has announced. The TRUTH would be followed, wherever it leads. OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT AND DISCREDITED, especially as it pertains to the 45th President of the United States, Donald J Trump. LET FLORIDA HANDLE THE CASE!”

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