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Former McDonald’s worker leads frequent McDonald’s eater: poll

A new Reuters/Ipsos national survey finds former McDonald’s employee Kamala Harris leading frequent McDonald’s eater Donald Trump 50 to 44 percent among likely voters in the race to lead the country that invented McDonald’s. Harris trails the Big Mac-chomping slob on the question of which would be better for the economy by a mere 43 to 41 percent, an improvement from an 11 point delta in July. In related news McDonald’s is extending its $5 meal deal through December.

In more related news Breitbart’s business/finance beat guy John Nolte on Tuesday printed a piece titled “Media Appear Scared to Confirm Kamala Harris’s McDonald’s Job,” writing “The corrupt corporate media appear terrified to look into the disputed claim that sitting Vice President Kamala Harris once worked at McDonald’s. Over several years, Harris has used the fact she once worked at McDonald’s while attending college to burnish her middle-class bona fides (which are also disputed). Although Harris is 59 years old and has been a public figure for two decades, there is no record of her mentioning this job until 2019, during her failed attempt to run for president.”

“The McDonald’s job has also been part of her 2024 campaign, including being featured prominently in a campaign ad. Nevertheless, there is no public record that shows Harris ever worked at McDonald’s, not in her two memoirs written in 2010 and 2019 and not on a 1987 job application for a law clerk position in the Alameda County District Attorney’s Office that required the applicant list every job held going back ten years, which would have included her time at McDonald’s. Odder still, the Harris campaign refuses to provide confirmation of the job, which could be done easily with old tax documents or simply by naming the franchise location,” Nolte continued in the opinion/analysis.

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