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House GOP hoping for some orange to get them in the black

Starting of the lead section of their Tuesday morning roundup’s edition, Punchbowl News points out that Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign recently transferred $10 million to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee as part of a $25 million boost to downballot Ds. “How much has former President Donald Trump given the NRCC? Not one red cent,” they write, underscoring how little the fat fuck has been doing to help out the rest of his party in this final stretch.

They also point out that Donald has yet to appear at an NRCC fundraiser, noting that in the spring he had to send Senator Tim Scott to fill-in for him at a dinner because Trump was stuck in court during his Stormy Daniels hush money payoff 2016 election interference trial for which he was convicted of 34 felony counts. NRCC chair Dick Hudson has been begging Trump to help out but has been ignored so far and the day Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson was supposed to shake the Orange God Emperor down was interrupted by the golf course assassination attempt. Trump of course has his own money problems, being outraised by Vice President Kamala Harris the entire time since Joe Biden handed her the keys, but that hasn’t stopped him from helping them out before.

“Sources told us that Trump’s operation has agreed to fundraise for the NRCC, but they haven’t found the time to make it happen. Soon it will be too late. There are just 42 days left until the election,” Punchbowl writes. Maybe this is cynical but that sure sounds like they’re lamenting the failure to rake in more cash than the Democrats rather than stating it as a simple matter of fact.

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