DSCC to spend in Florida and Texas

Democratic Senate campaign officials have been shaking down donors with the pitch of a real offensive for House Dems Colin Allred and Debbie Murcarsel-Powell in their longshot bids against unpopular Senator incumbents Ted Cruz in Texas and Rick Scott in Florida, Axios reports without adding much more specifics about funding targets or plans in the final stretch of the elections.

North Carolina man sick of hearing about Republican candidate’s Nazism and bizarre sexual fetishes, wants media to focus on policy

National Review guy fears libs do not fear Charlie Kirk’s canvassers

DSCC to spend in Florida and Texas

Breitbart reports The Storm is coming, just wait libs

Santos happy to see former tormentor D’Esposito in the barrel

Nick Fuentes says New York Post tried to get him to endorse Harris

High school dropout self-deprecates about handjob incident

Military officials asked Congress to let Arlington shitshow fade

Zambian president suspends three Alitos

Leader of Springfield Haitian community files criminal charges against Orange Outrage, Hellbilly for false claims

Jesse Watters lies so easily while looking into a camera lens

Cornel West might be screwed in Georgia

Republican California judge facing trial for shooting wife dead claims anti-itch cream set off alcohol detector in ankle monitor

Ryan Routh is so freaking screwed now

CNN is so freaking screwed now

Tropical Storm Helene forms, expected to hit Florida hard

Harris 50 – Trump 49 in Pennsylvania: Rasmussen poll

MAGA media still chasing the dragon

House GOP demands answers on Zelensky visit to Pennsylvania

Circumstances make for odd bedfellows

Shots fired overnight at Harris campaign office in Arizona

Titan sub’s location was tracked using pen, paper, and Excel sheet

WATCH LIVE: House Dems hold hearing on Project 2025

Judge Chutkan greenlights big Trump evidence filing

Majority want Trump to grab his balls and debate again: QU poll

Former McDonald’s worker leads frequent McDonald’s eater: poll

WATCH LIVE: Trump delivers “economic policy” speech in Georgia

Thom Tillis gives Mark Robinson until Friday to sue CNN

Nebraska governor throws in the towel on Electoral College fuckjob

Harris 47 – Trump 46 in CNN national poll

Octopuses observed punching fish for slacking off on group hunts

“He says it’s a partisan hit piece… That wouldn’t surprise anyone”

Ryan Routh’s son arrested for possession of child pornography

Cheryl Hines hiding in Italy

Fox News reports major sign that the feels are clearly on their side

Harris 48 – Trump 45 in Michigan: USA Today/Suffolk poll

Trashelle is single again!

Charlie Kirk lieutenant freaks out over stalled Nebraska fuckery

Still unnamed tropical storm poses major threat to Florida: NHC

Harris 46 – Trump 45 in North Carolina: Elon University poll

John Solomon reports the part Trump read off the teleprompter

House GOP hoping for some orange to get them in the black

Long Island MAGA congressman hired sidepiece, stepdaughter

Orange God Emperor speaks with such powerful eloquence

College student expelled after carving racial epithet on teammate

Possible Putin problems prompt port plugging proposal

That time The Journal blasted a Republican’s economic plan

The Weighting is The Hardest Part

“Luciferase” weirdo claims major internal audit over Trump mailers

Team Orange freaks out over pending DC case evidence drop