The reporting from Newsweek can sometimes be, uh, complete fucking garbage, so maybe take this with a grain of salt – even though it sounds believable as on Monday they printed an article claiming two sources had told them that convicted felon former President Trump is not going to be visiting the city of Springfield, Ohio anytime soon after weeks of falsely claiming that the Haitian community there were abducting cats, dogs, and waterfowl to consume their meat.