After Fox bro-caster Jesse Watters lathers compliments on adjudicated rapist Donald Trump like they’re Barbasol, Kristi Noem’s side thang and serial abuser Corey Lewandowski tries to get the propaganda network’s audience to believe the 78-year-old Republican candidate and convicted felon will Aderrall-charge his way through the last forty days of the campaign.
“Well, listen, Donald Trump is the greatest fourth-quarter player ever to play the game,” Lewandowski boasts forgetting that the literal fourth quarter of Trump’s single term in office started with the pandemic and went downhill from there. “You want the ball in his hands when the game is almost at the end, and he is now gearing up for what is going to be the 40-day run.” Lewandowski then goes on to say Trump will be doing “three, four, five” events a day.