An excerpt from disgraced former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s upcoming memoir reveals the mop-headed Brexit moron had plotted a military raid on a Dutch factory in 2021 to obtain five million COVID vaccine doses that the European Union had threatened to embargo during a rough diplomatic stretch with the bloc but backed off when his advisors told him “if we are detected we will have to explain why we are effectively invading a long-standing NATO ally,” Reuters reports.
“I secretly agreed with what they all thought but did not want to say aloud: that the whole thing was nuts,” Johnson wrote, not explaining why he ordered the planning if he knew it was nuts. Bojo wrote that he scrapped the plan and eventually obtained the doses anyway after the embargo that he thinks was borne of “malice and with spite … because we were vaccinating our population” at a (supposedly) “much faster rate than” the European Union countries were at the time.