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Demented old codger thinks photo was “staged”

“Another FAKE and STAGED photo from someone who has no clue what she is doing. You have to plug the cord into the phone for it to work! Biden and Harris abandoned Americans in Afghanistan. They sacrificed Americans to an Open Border, and now, they have left Americans to drown in North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, and elsewhere in the South. Under this Administration, Americans always come last, because we have ‘leaders’ who have no idea how to lead!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday with a screenshot of the above tweet.

Trump’s management of hurricanes included throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans, asking military leaders if they could be nuked to be stopped before hitting the United States, and – more relevant to the accusation of fakery above – Sharpie-ing a map of a hurricane’s path to make it look like Alabama was potentially in a storm’s path because he didn’t want to be wrong about something.

And then there’s the time he scribbled on a blank sheet of paper in a “FAKE and STAGED photo” of him recuperating from the COVID-19 infection he caught about four years ago exactly. Not to mention the “praying” and the plane full of cute little animals he’s saving from the Haitians and…

“I will be doing a personal PLAY BY PLAY of the Debate tomorrow between the Brilliant JD Vance and the Highly Inarticulate ‘Tampon’ Tim Walz,” the fat bastard also posted. Trump better talk to his IT guys first and make sure that Truth Social’s going to hold up for this one.

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