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Pennsylvania man thought tucking a shotgun shell full of meth under his balls to sneak it through TSA checkpoint would work

“When a Transportation Security Administration checkpoint scanner at Philadelphia International Airport alarmed in the groin area of a Columbia County, Pa, man yesterday (September 30), a shotgun shell that appeared to be tampered with was removed from beneath the man’s clothing. A closer inspection of the altered shotgun shell determined that the white powder that had been concealed inside of the shell was not an explosive. Philadelphia Police determined that the shell contained methamphetamine and arrested the man, a resident of Orangeville, Pa, on a state charge.”

“Shotgun shells as well as any caliber of ammunition are prohibited from being carried through a security checkpoint. ‘Our focus is in ensuring that nobody attempts to bring explosives onto a flight,’ said Gerardo Spero, TSA’s Federal Security Director for the airport. ‘We use technology and the skills of our officers and explosives experts to help ensure that explosives do not get past our checkpoints. In this instance, our explosives experts conducted a test to determine what the mysterious white powdered substance was and fortunately it was determined not to be an explosive. It is disappointing to see individuals attempt to hide items on their person or among their carry-on items in an attempt to conceal them. We are not looking for drugs, but when we come across them, we alert law enforcement and let them handle the situation,'” says a TSA press release.

Points for style on the “It is disappointing,” like Spero was simply disappointed that this hick would embarrass himself and pretty much the entire state of Pennsylvania in such a manner. Seriously what the actual fuck, lol… A freaking shotgun shell was the chosen instrument for smuggling meth.

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