Categories
Uncategorized

FEMA prebunks Musk and Trump’s conspiracy horseshit

“Hey Elon, update here on site of Asheville, NC. We have powered up two large operating bases for choppers to deliver goods into hands. We’ve deployed 300+ starlinks and outpour is it has saved many lives. The big issue is FEMA is actively blocking shipments and seizing goods and services locally and locking them away to state they are their own. It’s very real and scary how much they have taken control to stop people helping. We are blocked now on the shipments of new starlinks coming in until we get an escort from the fire dept. but that may not be enough,” says a text message that Ketamine Brain attributes to a SpaceX engineer on the ground in North Carolina, a screenshot of which convicted felon former President Trump posted to Truth Social on Friday.

“It’s true. They are now about to shut down the Air space to ‘regulate’ the private choppers we are riding in to deliver Starlink and supplies. We are pushing back with trump team as well to help us, but not looking good. We need help to get word out about FEMA, we spoke with Ivanka and handed out starlinks with her yesterday but FEMA then showed up and started blocking us,” the message from “Mike!” continued and holy fucking shit, lol. “We spoke with Ivanka”?!?!? What the hell.

Anyway, on Thursday FEMA put up a “Rumor Response” page with one entry that already overlaps with a lot of this incitement circlejerk. “Rumors about FEMA turning away donations, stopping trucks or vehicles with donations, confiscating and seizing supplies often spread after a disaster. These are all false. FEMA does not take donations and/or food from survivors or voluntary organizations. Donations of food, water, or other goods are handled by voluntary agencies who specialize in storing, sorting, cleaning, and distributing donated items. FEMA does not conduct vehicle stops or handle road closures with armed guards – those are done by local law enforcement.”

On a related note, the Washington Post on Friday pointed out that the fat slob’s false claims that Biden and Harris looted FEMA’s budget to pay for migrants is (shocker) a gross hypocrisy because the pornstar fucker actually did that. “In 2019, the Trump administration, in the middle of hurricane season, told Congress that it was taking $271 million from DHS programs, including $155 million from the disaster fund, to pay for immigration detention space and temporary hearing locations for asylum seekers who have been forced to wait in Mexico,” the Post wrote.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Noem’s CNN bit almost as much of a wreck as her face: Live blog

8 hours ago

Orange Pharaoh threatens Cuba with annihilation

9 hours ago

Nepalese royalists on the march again

11 hours ago

Nobel Committee clarifies certain policies on finality of peace prizes

1 day ago

Fox News reports Trump signs order overruling judicial branch

1 day ago

Kevin the emu returned home safe and sound

1 day ago

Ayatollah blames Trump for Iranian regime’s massacring protestors

1 day ago

Fat liar “calling for” campaign pledge’s fulfillment

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Slob hosts oil oligarchs

2 days ago

MAGA outlet obtains footage from ICE agent Ross’s phone

2 days ago

Jack Smith to testify publicly to House Judiciary

2 days ago

Supreme Court does not rule on Trump’s bullshit tariffs

2 days ago

Regime suspected Greene of tipping libs off to Trump dinner

2 days ago

Theater prof reinstated, gets $500,000 after firing over Kirk post

2 days ago

Orange Ceasar makes clear Machado must render Nobel to him

3 days ago

Surprise! Another witness says ICE agents were not in any danger

3 days ago

Border Patrol shoots two in Portland

3 days ago

House passes Obamacare subsidy extension

3 days ago

Fat communist interferes with free market

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: House debates Obamacare extension

3 days ago

Republicans block Trump veto overrides

3 days ago

Regime planning to pay Greenlanders up to $100,000 each

3 days ago

Karoline and Jaydee attempt damage control: Live video

3 days ago

Orange Caesar rages over war powers vote, undorses Collins

3 days ago

Tulsi iced out of Venezuela planning due to anti-war-ism

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murderer lies to media some more

3 days ago

Judge disqualifies Trump minion from NDNY US Attorney’s office

3 days ago

FBI refusing to work with Minnesota cops on investigation

3 days ago

“This is what America voted for”

3 days ago

Some “medical situation” happening aboard ISS

3 days ago

“Well, I – the way I look at it…”

3 days ago

Murder deem justified due to pronouns in bio

3 days ago

Kathy Hochul to announce universal childcare plan

3 days ago

Republicans unhappy with Orange Jesus’s abortion command

3 days ago

Cruelty to animals is a sign of future indifference to human life

4 days ago

House advances Obamacare subsidy extension

4 days ago

Renee Nicole Good named as ICE shooting victim

4 days ago

Regime says revenue from Venezuelan oil not going to Treasury

4 days ago

Orange Fuhrer says it’s Minneapolis woman’s own fault ICE shot her

4 days ago

Tomi Lahren says this is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

4 days ago

Defense stocks take a beating after Orange Warlord’s post

4 days ago

Mayor tells ICE “get the fuck out of Minneapolis”

4 days ago

Video shows woman basically executed by ICE agent

4 days ago

Fat Hitler evidently starting to panic about housing costs

4 days ago

ICE agent shoots at vehicle in Minneapolis

4 days ago

Karoline and komrades berate media again: Live video

4 days ago

THEY got to Jim Baird’s son too!

4 days ago

President blasts Oslo for failing to award him Nobel Peace Prize

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Oversight hearing on Minnesota fraud shitshow

4 days ago

Netanyahu begs for calm after extremist draft dodger hit by bus

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x