Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIV

  • It’s nothing but sadism: intentionally telling the victims of a natural disaster that available aid isn’t there to take, lying to them to stoke anger among voters, but actually leading to despair for people already beaten down.  America should be better than that. 
  • Melania can go on a book tour but not a campaign stop, eh?  #Priorities
  • The other day, I got bitten by a praying mantis and I’m hoping it was radioactive so I develop awesome superpowers.  
  • When the politician objects to fact-checking, realize he objects to it because he wants to lie to you without repercussions.  He needs to lie and he’s angry he can’t anymore.
  • So let me get this straight, MAGA:  Joe Biden is benefiting from a post-pandemic job “re-creation” bump three years after the pandemic, but the economic impact of Trump’s responsibility for pandemic mismanagement that led to inflation and the continuing supply chain strain actually didn’t last past February 2021.
  • JD Vance is the Rand Paul of Joe McCarthys.
  • Come to think of it, given that I lived miles away from Three Mile Island during the 1979 accident and didn’t evacuate, maybe I’m the radioactive one in this equation and the praying mantis is developing superpowers like cooking skills and smug self-satisfaction.
  • Among other things JD Vance lied about, he falsely claimed Donald Trump peacefully turned over power.  That is untrue:  Trump abdicated.  He literally ran out the back door.  He didn’t turn over the keys; he left DC hours before the Inauguration.  It’s literally on tape.  It was broadcast live on television.
  • I was a fan of Pete Rose, the baseball player, not Pete Rose, the person.  His over-the-top arrogance was off-putting to me.  I did not favor voting him into the Hall of Fame when he was alive; his open contempt for the league and its rules sealed that.  But his record should now be inducted.
  • Remember Trump is the master of projection. He’s talking about himself when he says Harris is “mentally impaired,” when he called her “Lyin’ Kamala,” when he claims she’s denying aid to Republican regions hit by Helene.  If he says someone else did something horrible, like take money from a foreign government, he’s done it.  
  • Why is that everytime I watch a Trump speech, I want to give him a picture book full of the monthly “Goofus/Gallant” feature from Highlights magazine.
  • So for the first time in about eight years, we’ve got a new set of keys for the house for a door we never use, so I was going to put a tag on them and stick them in the cupboard with the two dozen other keys we don’t use.  I bought a container of fifty tags from Amazon awhile back suitable for just such a task, and eight years ago, after marking the last set of new keys, I remember putting them someplace thinking, “The next time I need key tags, of course I’ll look here to find them.  Here’s so obvious.”  The question today is, where was “here” eight years ago?
  • Tina Peters needed a longer prison sentence.  Rudy Giuliani should get a prison sentence.  Every single lawyer or government official who took part in the Big Lie or Fake Electors plot should get at least twelve years–three elections–and never be allowed to vote again.
  • Fun fact:  if you vote early, within days of casting your ballot, many states will mark that on voter rolls which Parties and candidates use to determine who to call and pester.  Voting early cuts down on the flurry of calls we all hate.  
  • Podcasts mean they’ll never really go away.  Social media mean they’ll never go away. Even if–God willing and the creek don’t rise–Kamala wins all the current swing states and crushes him, they won’t disappear.  New media means you never get to say buh-bye. 
  • Certain condiments that can make a pizza tastier.  The trinity of the traditional pizza parlor–garlic powder, parmesan, and red pepper flakes–can be used judiciously, as any should on good pizza.  Hot sauces depend on the sauce and the topping, and I’m not against it, though I like sliced pepperoncini to a give a bite a bite.  
  • I seriously don’t know what the fuck to make out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “control the weather” post. She’s turned “crazy” past 11 to 17.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

USDA predicts egg prices to go up another 20 percent

4 hours ago

Doomsday clock nudged again

5 hours ago

Hegseth pulls Mark Milley’s security, orders investigation

6 hours ago

Heavy metal found near site of fucking righteous fire

7 hours ago

Federal judge blocks Trump funding fuckery

8 hours ago

Stephen Miller simply oozes masculinity and confidence

8 hours ago

Paul Pelosi hammered out quick sale of Nvidia stock before crash

9 hours ago

Medicaid down for non-maintenance

10 hours ago

Grassley and Durbin meow at Trump over IGs getting fired

11 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Blondi’s first press conference

12 hours ago

Caroline Kennedy undorses Cousin Bobby for HHS

12 hours ago

MAGA Congressman wants first graders to work for school lunches

13 hours ago

Johnson tells House GOP debt ceiling lift unlikely

13 hours ago

Danish museum says come check out their fossilized puke

13 hours ago

“Never bow down to a tyrant”

14 hours ago

Whitmer passes on Senate run

14 hours ago

Low-star power MAGA “media analyst” frustrated with “narrative”

14 hours ago

Vast majority of Greenlanders oppose US annexation: poll

15 hours ago

Michigan Dem Senator Gary Peters to retire

16 hours ago

Noem was armed and ready to take out any illegal chihuahuas

16 hours ago

Politico gently warns Trump there might be actual consequences

16 hours ago

California fire plaintiff obtains video of power lines arcing

17 hours ago

Tucker claims Biden tried to have Putin assassinated

19 hours ago

Fox News weirdly uses “MAGA insurrectionist” in story lede

20 hours ago

“Enjoy the water, California!!!”

21 hours ago

Orange Caesar frees wanted suspected pedophile from prison

1 day ago

Native born career criminal suggests deporting less wealthy ones

1 day ago

California Dems intro bill allowing fire victims to sue Big Oil

1 day ago

Scott Bessent confirmed US Treasury Secretary

1 day ago

Mike Johnson pre-disowns price spikes from tariffs

1 day ago

Newly-pardoned Capitol rioter newly-dead after being shot by cop

1 day ago

MAGA Land took less than a full week to get to this point

1 day ago

Breitbart reports distraight tears of sympathy just too PERFECT

1 day ago

Oklahoma superintendent happy to let ICE raid schools

2 days ago

“Please, man – let’s work something out, let me keep my wife here”

2 days ago

“Manly Man Company” says women ordering risque “Meat Cards”

2 days ago

Mexico, Canada to be hit with 25 percent tariffs before talks: WSJ

2 days ago

And they wondered why kids grew up thinking autocracy is normal

2 days ago

ICE ordered to meet deportation quotas due to Trump “frustration”

2 days ago

Arabs for Trump leader freaks out over forced Gaza exodus plan

2 days ago

Fox News reports other guys’ coverage proportionate to abuse

2 days ago

Republican Florida county water official caught sexting cop posing as 14 year-old boy, blames state’s internet porn age verification law

2 days ago

Long Islanders warned to watch out for zombie raccoons

2 days ago

Colombian president refuses deportation flights

3 days ago

Lindsey and Jaydee try to downplay rising egg prices

3 days ago

Orange Ayatollah suggests removing all Gazans

3 days ago

Yoon indicted for insurrection

3 days ago

WHAT A STUNNING ABUSE OF POWER!

3 days ago

Flood watch issued for Los Angeles area

4 days ago

“The Media” will be lying about kids and families being deported

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x