Categories
Uncategorized

You will never guess which Bibles meet the requirements in Oklahoma school superintendent’s supply contract bid

Actually that headline’s a complete lie because you already guessed if you read the article from last week titled “Oklahoma schools chief asks for $3.5 million for guns and Bibles.” In fact at least one commenter explicitly predicted this. We alluded to a rigged bidding process to supply the Bibles to classrooms but thought it was may just a little too on the nose to say what you expected.

What is maybe mildly surprising in the Oklahoman’s reporting is that, per state Superintendent of Education Ryan Walters’ specs – that the Bible must be the King James Version, must contain the Old and New Testaments, must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, and the US Constitution, and must be bound in leather or leather-like material – is that it’s not just the $60 Lee Greenwood God Bless The USA Bible that fits this. No, they threw us a curveball and it turns out there’s another Trump-endorsed Bible called the “We The People Bible.”

It sells for $90. Didn’t see that one coming. So we guess the bid process is competitive, though the obvious edge goes to Greenwood’s just by virtue of price. Then again we don’t know whether the other one is paying Trump royalties on the sales. If it is then it actually is a “better value.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“Fuck you MAGA voters, I got mine”: Trump, basically

7 hours ago

Supreme Court rejects Virginia Dems’ redistricting petition

8 hours ago

Colorado Gov Jared “Pussy” Polis to free Tina Peters

9 hours ago

Iranians finding other ways to screw with US gasoline supplies

10 hours ago

Florida historic Black cemetery hit with Trump, DeSantis graffiti

12 hours ago

Fox News reports Markwayne Mullin’s cosplay game lacking

13 hours ago

Tennessee Dem Steve Cohen drops reelection bid

15 hours ago

Hantavirus presser led by far right Alabaman penile implant expert

15 hours ago

RNC sketches plausible ID scenario for “election integrity” case

15 hours ago

Chris Wright fucks up and says “Gulf of Mexico” on CNBC

16 hours ago

Regime moving to indict Raul Castro

17 hours ago

House voting on war powers act: Watch Live

1 day ago

Retail sales up in April because shit costs more than it used to

1 day ago

Canadian man killed by bear at uranium mining site

2 days ago

Jaydee adresses room full of caucasians

2 days ago

Border Patrol chief abruptly quits

2 days ago

Vessel off UAE possibly seized by Iranians

2 days ago

Fanboy pleads with voters to “take their medicine” on gas prices

2 days ago

T1 Phone allegedly shipping to customers

2 days ago

Starmer Labour rival makes first move to challenge UK PM

2 days ago

Orange Chicken in China: Watch Live

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee lies to reporters

2 days ago

Rand Paul’s son drunkenly accuses Mike Lawler of being Jewish

3 days ago

Alex Murdaugh’s convictions overturned

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jesus Dork and pals hold presser

3 days ago

Tennessee House Speaker removes Dems from every committee

3 days ago

When Fox News is forced to acknowledge grocery prices…

3 days ago

John Solomon threatens Americans with a good time in 2029

3 days ago

Nebraska primary: Dem sandbagger defeats MAGA sandbagger

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Slob high-tails it to China

4 days ago

DCCC not letting up on Jen Kiggans for “cotton-picking” comment

4 days ago

Your tax dollars paid for this butthurt reply

4 days ago

Cory Mills probe heats up

4 days ago

Jaydee headed to Maine amid concerns for Concern Lady

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Nope, sorry, he’s still alive

5 days ago

Alaska landslide could’ve made hantavirus cruise look pleasant

5 days ago

Republican operative “can’t with a straight face come up with anything better” than simply saying gas price spike is temporary

5 days ago

Gateway Pundit reports sagging global economy hurts China too

5 days ago

Dem turnout in Indianapolis primary exploded vs 2018 and 2022

5 days ago

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte impeached

5 days ago

Fox News reports America voted against this in 2024

5 days ago

Disrespectful Iranian punks just letting the calls go to voicemail

6 days ago

Regime to release 70 hours of Biden convos with ghostwriter

6 days ago

Energy Suckretary made to walk back previous cheap gas call

6 days ago

Iowans attending Jaydee rally were paid $100 each

7 days ago

Tyler Robinson trial to be televised

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Corpse makes everyone feel worse

1 week ago

Virginia Supreme Court overturns redistricting referendum

1 week ago

Regime releases 162 boring UFO files

1 week ago

John Solomon reports K$H just swinging for the fences now

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x