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“Considered by many of those who reviewed it the WORST… is being reviewed as, by far, the worst… Pollsters are saying”

Convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday managed an impressive THREE different variations of “people are saying” in a single Truth Social shitpost, starting with an assertion about the CBS 60 Minutes interview he was too much of a pussy to sit for himself, writing “The Interview on 60 Minutes with Comrade Kamala Harris is considered by many of those who reviewed it, the WORST Interview they have ever seen. She literally had no idea what she was talking about, and it was an embarrassment to our Country that a Major Party Candidate would be so completely inept.”

For the second unsupported assertion attributed to unnamed parties, Trump the continued with “In addition, her Incompetence on ‘helping’ people through the devastation of Hurricane Helene is being reviewed as, by far, the Worst in American History, even worse than Katrina – If that is possible! I can’t imagine anybody living in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, or Tennessee, voting for her,” again not naming those who have “reviewed” Harris’s performance and admitting that his imagination is a large driver of this alleged massive surge against her.

“Pollsters are saying that the anti, or negative, Vote in those places, and even places not affected but with people watching what took place, will be heavily against her. This is good news because November 5th is the Most Important Day in the History of our Country, and we cannot bear four more years of Incompetence,” Trump wrote, finally wrapping up his rant and for once sort of specifying who “they” are, as in pollsters. He did not however link to any of these polls and we would be surprised if any have been conducted in the affected areas since the storm. So he’s full of shit.

The posts followed another apparent panicked 12:51 AM rant in which Trump wrote “Lyin’ Kamala has left the people of North Carolina STRANDED. Hope they remember at the Ballot Box!”

Trump then followed up with a post saying simply “THE RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA HOAX!” with a clip of former FBI Director Robert Mueller testifying to Congress five years ago following his report. The clip displays a CNN chyron that was doctored to say “BREAKING: SAVIOR ABOUT TO TESTIFY.”

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