American frylord Thomas Werner, CEO of McDonald’s fry supplier Lamb Weston, sounded an ominous warning to his underlings during a recent earnings call, CNN reports.
“Many of these promotional meal deals have consumers trading down from a medium fry to a small fry,” the frylord proclaimed, sending a chill down the spines of the vassals within his fry kingdom.
The frylord announced 400 of his wage slaves would be released from their duties and were available to be sold to the barons of chips or other potato products.