“The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2024 to the Japanese organisation Nihon Hidankyo. This grassroots movement of atomic bomb survivors from Hiroshima and Nagasaki, also known as Hibakusha, is receiving the Peace Prize for its efforts to achieve a world free of nuclear weapons and for demonstrating through witness testimony that nuclear weapons must never be used again,” says the Nobel Foundation in a Friday announcement confirming that, once again, convicted felon former President Trump has lost its greatest prize.

This one’s definitely gotta sting for the fat bastard, given his efforts to raise awareness of the dangers of “nuclear warming” and that electing Vice President Kamala Harris is guaranteed to bring about a devastating exchange of ICBMs the moment she wins, which makes him basically the world’s leading advocate for anti-proliferation, much more so than some Japanese group that nobody ever heard of… The argument for why he should have won will go something like that.

The defeat is timely as it comes just about 12 hours after Trump whined “If I were named Obama, I would’ve had the Nobel Prize given to me in 10 seconds… He got elected and they announced he was getting the Nobel Prize. Remember? He said, ‘Oh. What did I do?’ He didn’t know what the hell he did. He got the Nobel Prize for doing nothing. For getting elected. But I got elected too,” during his Detroit Economic Forum “speech” on Thursday. The orange-colored asshole took specific issue with how his “Abraham Accords” were ignored by the Nobel committee. “Unprecedented. Nobody thought it was possible. I’m not saying ‘want’ or not, I’m not saying – I’m just saying, if it was anybody else, liberal, Democrat, they would’ve had it before the damn thing was even signed.”

Trump then claimed he wasn’t “looking for” a Nobel for the mostly fake “peace deal” or “politicking for it,” but that he was merely pointing out “there’s a lot of unfairness in this world,” lol.