WATCH LIVE: Orange Hitler campaigns in Colorado

The fat bastard also just guaranteed a generator for every household in the South if he wins the election, posting "North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, South Carolina, Tennessee and, always, Louisiana, Texas, and other States: Due to the unusual activity of Storms, Hurricanes, and Tornadoes, and other Natural Disasters, especially in well-reported parts of our Country, when I win the Presidential Election of 2024, on November 5th, the Most Important Day in the History of our Country, we are going to allow you, retroactive to September 1st, 2024, to purchase a Generator for your Home, which will, in so doing, entitle you to fully deduct the TOTAL cost of said Generator for Income Tax Purposes. With what our Country is going through, and with the poor response you're getting from the White House and the Federal Government, including Lyin' Kamala Harris and Crooked Joe Biden, this is something you fully deserve. This Tax Deduction is available until August 31st, 2025," which is great politics for trying to win Arizona, Nevada, and the Blue Wall.

Reich “reviewing” Smirnov case

Regime declares 6,000 protected status holders “dead”

Consumer sentiment at second-lowest level since 1952

Chicoms raise tariffs on US imports to 125 percent

Modelo brewer says MAGA immigration crackdown hurting sales

Orange Satan whines over confirmations holdup

Well they didn’t actually mean all illegal immigrants

Trans Army pilot sues MAGA influencer over false Flight 5342 post

WATCH LIVE: Trump’s supplicants try to spin his stupidity

Ketamine Brain rage quits gaming stream over heckling

Flight from New York City to Milan, Italy turns around after four hours after passenger freaks out over goddamned inflight meal

WATCH LIVE: Fat bastard’s stupid NASCAR event

Treasury Suckretary not willing to comment on Trump capitulation

Wisconsin post-mortem poll quantifies Musk’s suckery

Apple and Orange

Chicoms bump retaliatory tariff up to 84 percent

State Department situationally flexible on free speech

Former Mets pitcher among 44 killed in Dominican club collapse

WATCH LIVE: Filthy man hypes filthy fuel

Krazy Karoline confirms 104 percent tariff on Chinese imports

Bondi flees reporter to escape hole in circular logic

“Whatever”

CREW sues over Trump regime’s takedown of spending database

Stephen A Smith caught masturbating in front of audience

“DOGE AI” appears to have gotten some tweaks

Wisconsin Trump voter Brad Bartell bails wife out of ICE lockup

ChiComs say they’re ready to “fight to the end”

Orange Warlord does little end zone dance over fascism win

Senator Grandma says it’s Fat Donald’s economy now

Baby ducklings rescued from Vancouver, Washington highway

Hedge fund douchebag says US probably in a recession already

Netanyahu still at White House

The version of you in the other timeline is so fucking lucky

White House cancels Trump-Netanyahu press conference

Your “no shit” story of the day from the friendly folks at Axios

Meth-head guns stolen 2007 Hyundai Elantra’s engine to 100 mph

WATCH LIVE: Legendary baseball organization self-debases

Fat fucking idiot ups the ante with another 50 percent on China

Team Orange petitions Supreme Court on Abrego Garcia case

Regime rapidly responds to apparent false alarm

Stocks rebound as Trump considers 90-day pause, except China

S&P 500 enters bear territory

Breitbart reports “THE GREAT RESHORING” underway as “Major garment producer Bangladesh says US buyers halting orders”

Ketamine Brain getting into Friedman and the “Panican Party”

Jamie Dimon then and now

Doug Burgum a bitchy, abusive diva

“Not acknowledging my warning”

Orange Hitler dreams of sending US citizens to Bukele’s dungeon

Fat Nero insists he’ll be vindicated “some day”

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