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High in his onyx black redoubt that towers above a sprawling, gilded metropolis one Sunday night late last month, convicted felon former President Trump raged impetuously to the Satanic New World Order that controls him over their lack of fully-fledged financial support for his quest to conquer the United States and end its democracy permanently, sources tell the New York Times.

He called Vice President Kamala Harris “retarded” during the tirade to billionaires Paul Singer, Betsy DeVos, her husband Dick, Joe Ricketts, his son Todd, and Warren Stephens. Trump also complained about the number of Jews still supporting Harris which, just on a side note, doesn’t really mean shit given that Jewish-Americans aren’t particularly represented in the swing states. Would he have won the 2020 election if the Jewish American vote was inverted? Yes, absolutely, but the amount of time and energy he spends barking up this tree is ridiculous in comparison to actually gettable and, more importantly, considerably larger demos like blue collar workers and nihilistic young Black/Latino men.

Then again the meeting was more about what he actually thinks of Jewish Americans: He whined to them that they weren’t spending enough on him. The Times writes “At one point, Mr Trump seemed to suggest that these donors had plenty to be grateful to him for. He boasted about how great he had been for their taxes, something that some privately noted wasn’t true for everyone in the room.”

The Grey Lady describes the meeting at which Donald “made it clear that people, including donors, needed to do more, appreciate him more and help him more,” as typical of his “often cantankerous mood in the final stretch. And one of the reasons for his frustration is money. He’s trailing his Democratic rival in the race for cash and has had to hustle to keep raising it,” noting that on the same night Harris had hauled in $28 million during a fundraiser at a Los Angeles hotel ballroom, her final fundraiser of the campaign. Trump meanwhile keeps having to duck off the trail to shake the cup to the plutocratic scumbags who support him. On Wednesday he’s set to hold a $5,000 minimum “candlelight dinner” at Mar-a-Lago while Harris will be rallying in Pennsylvania.

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