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Team Orange responds by not releasing Donald’s health summary

“President Trump has voluntarily released updates from his personal physician, as well as detailed reports from Dr Ronny Jackson who treated him after the first assassination attempt.”

“All have concluded he is in perfect and excellent health to be Commander in Chief. He has maintained an extremely busy and active campaign schedule unlike any other in political history, whereas Kamala Harris has been unable to keep up with the demands of campaigning and reveals on a daily basis she is wholly unqualified to be President of the United States. Her schedule is much lighter because, it is said, she does not have the stamina of President Trump. Polls are reflective of this,” wrote large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung in a statement Saturday following the White House’s release of a comprehensive summary of the vice president’s health.

He then links the same bullshit reports by dumbass Congressman Ronny Jackson from July and the November 2023 letter from that one quack, neither of which are new or comprehensive.

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