A leaked internal polling memo by the Senate Leadership Fund, the main Republican Senate PAC tasked with flipping the chamber, finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 45 to 42 percent in Michigan and 49 to 48 percent in Pennsylvania, with Arizona and Nevada tied at 47 and 46 percent each, respectively, and Trump leading 46 to 45 percent in Wisconsin. Gremlin-faced Texas Senator Ted Cruz also leads Dem Congressman Collin Allred 48 to 47 percent while Ohio Dem Sherrod Brown leads bi-curious dipshit Bernie Moreno 45 to 39 percent.

Which means if these polls are overrating Republicans by just 2 percent, the Dems hold the Senate and most like a trifecta, thereby dooming the GOP to a very rough two years in the wilderness.

“We still have a lot of work to do to maximize our gains in this critical Senate election. We need to add media markets and expand into the final week in all our target states. We also have to guard our flanks: ▪ Nebraska has emerged as a serious trouble-spot as polls show Sen. Deb Fischer in a tight race with Dan Osborn, an Independent in the mold of Bernie Sanders. We are now polling to assess whether intervention is necessary to protect the seat. ▪ In Texas (see below), Colin Allred has crept up on Ted Cruz by heavily outspending him for weeks. We are putting everything we have into this fight – so there is no looking back with regret,” the SLF team wrote, evidently a wee bit anxiously.