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Orange Weirdo insists everyone had a great time at town hall

“I had a Town Hall in Pennsylvania last night. It was amazing! The Q and A was almost finished when people began fainting from the excitement and heat. We started playing music while we waited, and just kept it going. So different, but it ended up being a GREAT EVENING!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday, evidently feeling like he had to address why the fuck he stood on stage and played music for 39 minutes instead of taking questions from the audience after his bizarre behavior seems to kind of be breaking through in the mainstream media.

In contrast, Donald’s top social media douchebag Dan Scavino seemed a little defensive.

“North Korea just blew up the railway going to South Korea. Here we go, this is BAD NEWS! ‘Only Trump can solve it,'” the fat bastard also posted, putting quotation marks around his usual line, almost like one of those Freudian slips where he’s accidentally admitting it’s bullshit.

“Kamala’s Medical Report is really bad. With all of the problems that she has, there is a real question as to whether or not she should be running for President! MY REPORT IS PERFECT – NO PROBLEMS!!!” Trump then posted, again, without releasing a summary as comprehensive as the one Harris did.

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