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Batshit insane Florida Congresswoman Anna-Paulina Luna tells Fox News that the evil corrupt socialist warlord Joe Biden called her personally last week to taunt her mercilessly over her insignificance to reassure her that his administration would be pulling out all the stops to deliver aid to her Tampa Bay-area district after Hurricane Milton devastated the region last week.

“Well, I did not expect that. So I talked to him on the phone for about 10 minutes. First thing that he asked me was, what did I need for my constituents, and how did I fare with the storm. And then [we] moved forward into talking about the issues that we’re having with FEMA,” Luna said, admitting outright she believed her own horseshit about Biden purposefully tormenting her constituents.

“I have obviously been very critical of President Biden in the past, but I will say that him stepping in and taking control of the situation to assist for the right reasons was very honestly kind of shocking for me. Obviously, you know, we’re still going to be holding FEMA accountable. But as far as I am seeing, FEMA has been very helpful, and I’ve been in direct communication with them. And they’re absolutely going to assist, because President Biden has told them to do so,” Luna continued.

Luna told Fox Biden agreed that FEMA’s $750 upfront payment to survivors was inadequate. “He said it was a ‘bunch of malarkey,’ which is 100% true, and that $750 was not enough,” she said.

“Her measured response to federal relief efforts is notable, given the torrent of GOP-led criticism of the administration’s response efforts. It’s worth noting that Biden also saw praise from the Republican governors of South Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia after the storms,” Fox News writes.

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