Orange Assclown to work fryer at McDonald's

Continuing his obsession with Vice President Kamala Harris’s “Stolen McValor,” convicted felon former President Trump’s minions tell CNN’s Kristen Holmes the fat bastard will on Sunday walk into a Pennsylvania McDonald’s location and “work the fry cooker” for a photo op.

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