“At 4:03 AM the North Canton Police Department received a call from Fifth Third Bank Security located at 1637 N. Main St. regarding a theft of their ATM with a forklift. Officers were dispatched to the area and arrived on scene to discover the forklift abandoned behind the bank along with debris from the ATM. The value of the ATM and its contents have not yet been reported. It was determined that the forklift was stolen from the construction site of Wendy’s Restaurant located in the 200 block of Applegrove St NW. This incident is currently under investigation,” says an North Canton, Ohio Police Department bulletin on the dangers of experimenting with stealing construction equipment.
Next thing you know the thief could end up putting the stolen money into some crypto scam and then steal millions from dumb assholes who get easily suckered into it online.