Categories
Uncategorized

Krispy Kreme gives Michigan cops free donuts to apologize for making them clean up a shit ton of donuts that spilled onto highway

Following a mishap in which hundreds of donuts fell out of the back of a delivery truck in Allen Park, Michigan late at night last week, forcing local police to spend an hour cleaning them up off the road to prevent a traffic hazard from the glaze, global donut company Krispy Kreme decided to apologize and show gratitude to the cops by sending them 40 boxes of donuts, the Detroit Free Press reports.

“We thought we’d thank them,” Krispy Kreme spokesman Jack Farmer told the Free Press, adding that they were glad the accident happened at 1:30 AM on Friday and not during rush hour when drivers would’ve mocked the cops for picking donuts up off the road. The police department made fun of themselves too at least, writing “While investigating a traffic hazard, it was found a delivery truck lost its load. The road was cleared but most of the Krispy Kreme donuts were lost. Our officers are still grieving but will press on,” in a Facebook post following the donut accident.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

MAGAsymmetrical Warfare

14 hours ago

Palestinian student protest leader in ICE custody

14 hours ago

Human cannonball fails to correct for wind

18 hours ago

Michigan Republican to intro bill completely banning porn

20 hours ago

“You can’t really watch the stock market”

21 hours ago

State of emergency declared over raging brushfires on Long Island

21 hours ago

White collar criminal non-answers question about economic pain

21 hours ago

Secret Service blasts armed libtard outside White House

22 hours ago

ELON AND MARCO ARE FINE, OKAY?

2 days ago

NRCC chair says Musk told him VA “bureaucrats” fired employees

2 days ago

“Shut Up About Egg Prices”

2 days ago

Lara Trump concerned US moving to all-digital Monopoly money

2 days ago

North Carolina woman hides under pile of clothes to escape cops

2 days ago

South Carolina Blasted Convict ordered Kentucky Fried Chicken

2 days ago

Movie Night Friday: Battleship

2 days ago

Was MAGA nation into mass federal firings before DOGE was cool?

2 days ago

Monmouth University to shut down polling operation

3 days ago

SDNY prosecutors working Adams case placed on leave

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump pretends he understands crypto

3 days ago

Bondi DOJ opens investigation into egg prices

3 days ago

Regime drops case against carcinogenic rubber plant

3 days ago

Job numbers down because of deportations: Breitbart

3 days ago

Virginia Trump fan having second thoughts

3 days ago

Missouri Dem state lawmaker says MAGA Congressman sent aides to try to intimidate staffers over angry calls from constituents

3 days ago

TSA agents encouraged to thank Noem for ending their CBA

3 days ago

Gay airplane removed from military databases in anti-woke purge

3 days ago

DOGE idiots signed off on $80 million for migrant hotels in NYC

3 days ago

Scott Bessent skips the “stocks gain with Trump’s polls” line

3 days ago

Kind, benevolent president opens America to oppressed minority

3 days ago

US added 151,000 jobs in February, unemployment rate up 0.1 pct

3 days ago

Harris to decide next move by September

3 days ago

Republican Florida man arrested for threatening to kill Trump

3 days ago

Dems ask DC Bar to look into Ed Martin

3 days ago

Newsmax reports “controversy” marring Disney movie for children

3 days ago

SpaceX rocket pulls a total Cybertruck

3 days ago

Dem Senators inquire about Musk pressure on Twitter advertisers

4 days ago

Rubio wants to have AI police foreign students’ thoughtcrimes

4 days ago

Orange Fuhrer blames Jews for stock market selloff

4 days ago

Tough guy Trump minion pussied out of standoff with aid agency

4 days ago

ICE now going after migrant families

4 days ago

Nobody has a right to a job, libs

4 days ago

Walmart shaking down suppliers for a break after tariffs

4 days ago

Reich pulls order abolishing Education Department: report

4 days ago

Tom Emmer says “think again” if you think recession will hurt Trump

4 days ago

El Coño Naranjo caves again

4 days ago

QAdulteress intros bill to establish English as official language of US

4 days ago

CNBC host laughs at Lutnick’s bullshit story about onshoring jobs

4 days ago

Al Green votes “present” on resolution censuring him

4 days ago

Wow! Laid-off veteran who voted for Kamala Harris quoted in article

4 days ago

Mediaite reporter controls orgasm long enough to compose article

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x