A cockatoo that nearly a fuckin month bugged inna Coles in Sydney was snatched up by a wildlife rescuin’ crew after they chased the twat round the shop the whole time, UPI reports.
The sulphur-crested cockatoo, dubbed Mickey by some fuckin wombo, flew inna Coles in Campbelltown’s Macarthur Square shopping centeroo thru a wide open loadin dock door and was unable to get’is way out afteh. Mickey spent nearly a month fuckin around back an forth an again thru the Coles. Sydney wildlife blokes got’im now and will soon release the cunt back in the wild.
“Mickey is looking pretty healthy, all things considered and will be released back home soon. We hope he stays out of trouble and lays off the brioche for many years to come,” Sydney Metro Wildlife posted on the webaroo. Mickey best stay clear of crocos, they gettin hungry in summeh.