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Quick study in contrasts

So here’s Vice President Kamala Harris pledging to seek common ground with Americans of all political stripes and vowing that non-Democrats and those who don’t vote for her are not the enemy.

And here’s convicted felon former President Trump claiming that Harris’s supporters on the Ellipse Tuesday night were paid to be there. “Paid shills” is kind of insulting, right?

And here’s fucking Politico Playbook’s afternoon edition, recycling the same little pun that they used in their morning newsletter, “APOSTROPHE CATASTROPHE” in the intro to a section saying basically the same shit: “Democrats continue to play defense today after President JOE BIDEN created a mess for the Harris campaign when he seemingly called Trump supporters ‘garbage’ during a Zoom call last night with Latino supporters,” and we feel no regrets for calling them “penis polishers.”

Oh and Trump called the media “scum” during his rally just minutes ago. There was almost certainly a Politico reporter present inside the press pen at the fat fuck’s garbage pile gathering.

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