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“Speaker fears foreign powers laundering money to Democrats”

“As a sprawling congressional investigation into online political fundraising expands, House Speaker Mike Johnson said Thursday he fears foreign adversaries such as China and Iran may be laundering money to Democrats this election, and he is vowing lawmakers will take punitive actions against overseas actors if the allegations are corroborated,” writes disgraced propagandist John Solomon in the lede to his “exclusive” interview with Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, lol.

“This is a massive scandal,” Johnson told Solomon and lol again, which Solomon writes comes “just days after House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer revealed to lawmakers in a confidential memo that the Treasury Department has confirmed it possesses hundreds of Suspicious Activity Reports.” Lololololololololol. Comer’s obtained law enforcement reports, you say?

“My theory is that they’re taking money from foreign nationals, primarily Iran, Russia China, and Venezuela, and they’re breaking down the donations into smaller gifts and making it look as though these are, you know, this is a wave of new donors, American people, that are doing this,” Johnson continued. Mind you this is three months after the House GOP and MAGA state AGs responded to ActBlue taking in like almost $300 million in the first week of Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign by opening up this “investigation.” The assclowns have nothing so Johnson is just airing it to Solomon just to make sure the time and energy spent on it goes to some base maintenance, lol.

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