"Our officers just arrested a man who was stopped during our screening process at the Capitol Visitor Center (CVC). The man smelled like fuel, had a torch and a flare gun. The CVC is closed for tours for the day, while we investigate. We will provide more information when we can," said the US Capitol Police in a statement and this day just keeps getting better and better if you love chaos.
“DOGE AI” appears to have gotten some tweaks
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