Categories
Uncategorized

Half-empty or half-full

Wisconsin Senator Tammy Baldwin, Michigan Senator-Elect Elissa Slotkin, and North Carolina Governor-Elect Josh Stein

The glass half empty side of the 2024 election: Yeah, pretty much everything. It’s going to fucking suck for a while. All the possibilities foreclosed upon, a demented old tyrant completely unfit for office returning to power with a blank check to do whatever he wants, and the fact that it could have been prevented if the ticket-splitters who backed Dems Wisconsin Senator Tammy Baldwin, Michigan Congresswoman now Senator-Elect Elissa Slotkin, and North Carolina Attorney General now-Governor-Elect Josh Stein had also cast their votes for Vice President Kamala Harris when you assume the likely, though not totally certain yet, event that Nevada Senator Jacky Rosen and Arizona Congressman Ruben Gallego will prevail in their respective races out west.

The glass half full side of the 2024 election: If there’s one through-line from the 2022 Midterms to 2024 it’s that acting like Trump while not being Trump doesn’t work. Many versions of the following have been written and said here and there: that voters don’t believe Trump is racist (which is fucking stupid, but here we are), but they believe the GOP is. They don’t believe that Trump is anti-abortion (same) but they believe the GOP is. They believe Trump is great for the working class, but they believe the GOP is for the rich. And so on and so forth. He’s a unique figure (goddamned media euphemisms) whose appeal to the lowest common denominator greatly exceeds that of his party and most of its candidates. If that were wrong then Mark Robinson, Mike Rogers, Eric Hovde, plus (likely) Kari Lake and Sam Brown wouldn’t be looking for new jobs. It’s too early to start talking about 2026 but Trump’s proooooobably not going to get any better at endorsing candidates before what will proooooobably be a rough time for Republicans after two years of a second MAGA Reich.

Maybe that’s more like a tenth full. Still more practical than the fucking “long arc” bromides.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Afrikaner “refugees” bound for US were told not to talk to media

19 minutes ago

China tariffs paused for 90 days

1 hour ago

Corrupt autocrat admits he’s accepting gift from corrupt autocrats

10 hours ago

MAGA might want to come up with something better than “Kids have too much shit anyway” to keep their voter base on board

15 hours ago

“Dealmaker” expresses frustration over impotence in negotiations

20 hours ago

Virginia McDonald’s now requires teens to fight each other outside

20 hours ago

Barrasso says he hasn’t heard Wyomingians complain about prices

20 hours ago

Jeff Landry trying to stack deck in Louisiana Senate primary

22 hours ago

Howard Nutlick has different theory on who ends up paying tariffs

22 hours ago

Transportation Suckretary says Newark to simply have fewer flights

23 hours ago

Orange Sheikh to accept “super luxury Boeing 747” from Qatar

23 hours ago

Fuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuck, this is pathetic

2 days ago

Daycare center hours reduced at Florida Air Force base

2 days ago

Regime weighing “Compact of Free Association” for Greenland

2 days ago

Movie Night Friday: Les Miserables

2 days ago

QAdulteress stands down from Georgia Senate race

3 days ago

Powder keg

3 days ago

Jaydee refuses to clap back at Pope

3 days ago

Newark mayor arrested at ICE gulag

3 days ago

Low-T wiener says he’s “looking at” suspending habeas corpus

3 days ago

Ohio GOP officially endorses “Da Vek”

3 days ago

Pope Leo XIV’s childhood home taken off market for readjustment

3 days ago

Only smart people understand Trump’s tariff plan, says Trump

3 days ago

“They’re being transparent, unlike the Bidens”

3 days ago

“Gas station heroin” somehow a public health threat: Trump FDA

3 days ago

Newsmax reports corrupt billionaire launching malign propaganda campaign aimed at further increasing wealth inequality in US

3 days ago

“Major Campaign Violation” capitalized as if it were a statute

3 days ago

Justice David Souter takes the long walk

3 days ago

Ukrainians bust covert Hungarian intel operation

3 days ago

Orange Mrs Potato Head thinks Mattel is a country

3 days ago

“Deal Artist” gets head start on undermining own position

3 days ago

Team Orange eyeing exit ramp in China talks

3 days ago

Bison goring season starts at Yellowstone

4 days ago

Indians claim military bases under attack

4 days ago

Fox Newswiener already resigned to long, miserable papacy

4 days ago

Judge Box-o-Wine up next for DC US Attorney

4 days ago

Shareholders (?) sue UHC for being less cruel to policy holders

4 days ago

Pope Leo XIV retweeted this

4 days ago

FEMA chief fired after pro-FEMA testimony to Congress

4 days ago

Chicago’s Cardinal Robert Prevost first American Pope

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Papal Election winner addresses fans at victory party

4 days ago

House GOP to add $60 billion farmer bailout to MAGAbill

4 days ago

WHITE SMOKE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

4 days ago

Orange Satan pulls the plug on Ed Martin

4 days ago

Gulf of Mexico bill passes House

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Clungey orange wanker codges up commerce piss

4 days ago

Abrego Garcia’s lawyers seek to depose three more reich officials

4 days ago

“MAGA warrior” Georgia Congressman launches Senate bid

4 days ago

White House HR manager’s keyboard stuck

4 days ago

Labor productivity down 0.8 percent in Q1 2025, costs up

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x