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Orange God Emperor promises retribution over $DJT sale rumors

“There are fake, untrue, and probably illegal rumors and/or statements made by, perhaps, market manipulators or short sellers, that I am interested in selling shares of Truth. THOSE RUMORS OR STATEMENTS ARE FALSE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SELLING! I hereby request that the people who have set off these fake rumors or statements, and who may have done so in the past, be immediately investigated by the appropriate authorities. Truth is an important part of our historic win, and I deeply believe in it. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on his lame Twitter clone on Friday.

First the MAGA deep state came for the market-manipulating $DJT short-sellers and I was silent…

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