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Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

Apparently being the First Lady of the most powerful, most prosperous nation on Earth just isn’t enough for some people.  Cucked former/future First Lady Melania Trump–who will not join her husband at the White House residence–released a series of sixteen “exclusive” digital images of the former nude model, apparently clothed in this edition on her website.  The blockchain set sells for $195.

“This exclusive collection of images showcases First Lady Melania Trump’s dynamic life, featuring her in various settings – from her office and the campaign trail to her home. The photographs, captured by the esteemed Belgian photographer Regine Mahaux, offer a poignant glimpse into her fast-moving life,” the Manhattanite writes.

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