US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

“The US Embassy in Kyiv has received specific information of a potential significant air attack on November 20. Out of an abundance of caution, the Embassy will be closed, and Embassy employees are being instructed to shelter in place. The US Embassy recommends US citizens be prepared to immediately shelter in the event an air alert is announced,” says a bulletin from the Embassy.

Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

Senate approves RFK takeover

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Deeply unstable woman continues ranting about trans Dem-elect

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Orange Felon privately admits Gaetz may be screwed

Another corrupt priest, a disgraced New York mayor, and Sabrina Carpenter walk into a National Zero story…

Florida’s Most Florida Man won’t get spot because he’s “asshole”

Almost a hat trick, but the others kept Stayin’ Alive

Reality TeeVee celebrity chooses reality show contestant for post

Second witness to Gaetz’s scumbaggery testified, lawyer says

Georgia appeals court unilaterally cancels Trump RICO hearing

Divorced scumbag again thinks everyone wants the same thing

What Trump voters expect from the return of the Holy One

Oklahoma Superintendent Jesusplains religious freedom on CNN

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Yeah, go ahead and impeach Biden, you dipshit

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Biden greenlights long-range missiles for Ukraine

Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

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Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers