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Orange Fuhrer declares victory over illegal immigration, drugs

“Just had a wonderful conversation with the new President of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo. She has agreed to stop Migration through Mexico, and into the United States, effectively closing our Southern Border. We also talked about what can be done to stop the massive drug inflow into the United States, and also, US consumption of these drugs. A very productive conversation!… Mexico will stop people from going to our Southern Border, effective immediately THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY TOWARD STOPPING THE ILLEGAL INVASION OF THE USA. Thank you!!!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump Wednesday. Well guess that’s it. No more illegal immigration.

It’s over amigos. This means that not a single person will cross the border after January 20th. Any more than zero means Trump is a failed president. But that won’t happen. He’s in the clear. Also drug overdose deaths will be zero. Same story with that. It’ll go absolutely perfect.

“I will be working on a large scale United States Advertising Campaign, explaining how bad Fentanyl is for people to use – Millions of lives being so needlessly destroyed. By the time the Campaign is over, everyone will know how really bad the horror of this Drug is,” Trump also posted. Lol.

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