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Lindsey says Trump wants Gaza ceasefire deal before Jan 20th

Confirmed bachelor Senator Lindsey Graham tells Axios that convicted felon President-Elect Trump wants to take credit for a ceasefire and hostage release deal in Gaza since he already milked the genocidal war that has left tens of thousands of civilians dead to help himself return to power.

“Trump is more determined than ever to release the hostages and supports a ceasefire that includes a hostage deal. He wants to see it happening now. I want people in Israel and in the region to know that Trump is focused on the hostages issue. He wants the killing to stop and the fighting to end… I hope President Trump and the Biden administration will work together during the transition period to release the hostages and get a ceasefire,” said Lindsey, leaving out the part that “more determined than ever” actually means “more determined than he was before the election” because then the fat fuck wouldn’t have been able to take credit for Netanyahu finally relenting on this shitshow.

Then again in reality Trump could probably care less if Gazans continue to suffer and die. Lindsey’s either full of shit or delusional if he thinks it still matters to Trump after he won with the help of significantly softer support for Kamala Harris from Arab American voters in Michigan.

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