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Orange Hitler names Charles Kushner as Ambassador to France

“I am pleased to nominate Charles Kushner, of New Jersey, to serve as the US Ambassador to France. He is a tremendous business leader, philanthropist, and dealmaker, who will be a strong advocate representing our Country and its interests. Charlie is the Founder and Chairman of Kushner Companies, one of the largest and most successful privately held Real Estate firms in the Nation. He was recognized as New Jersey Entrepreneur of the Year by Ernst and Young, appointed to the US Holocaust Memorial Council, and served as a Commissioner, and Chairman, of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, as well as on the Boards of our top institutions, including NYU.”

“Congratulations to Charlie, his wonderful wife Seryl, their 4 children, and 14 grandchildren. His son, Jared, worked closely with me in the White House, in particular on Operation Warp Speed, Criminal Justice Reform, and the Abraham Accords. Together, we will strengthen America’s partnership with France, our oldest Ally, and one of our greatest!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump as he named convicted felon Charles Kushner to an extremely kushy ambassadorship.

Surely this has nothing to do with Jared funneling Saudi cash to the fat bastard’s campaign or something sketchy like that. Donald also threatened 100 percent tariffs on the BRICS countries, calling into question whether he understands that the “R” actually stands for his favorite country, Russia. “The idea that the BRICS Countries are trying to move away from the Dollar while we stand by and watch is OVER. We require a commitment from these Countries that they will neither create a new BRICS Currency, nor back any other Currency to replace the mighty US Dollar or, they will face 100 percent Tariffs, and should expect to say goodbye to selling into the wonderful US Economy.”

“They can go find another ‘sucker!’ There is no chance that the BRICS will replace the US Dollar in International Trade, and any Country that tries should wave goodbye to America,” Trump wrote.

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