“I am proud to announce that Massad Boulos will serve as Senior Advisor to the President on Arab and Middle Eastern affairs. Massad is an accomplished lawyer and a highly respected leader in the business world, with extensive experience on the International scene. He has been a longtime proponent of Republican and Conservative values, an asset to my Campaign, and was instrumental in building tremendous new coalitions with the Arab American Community. Massad is a dealmaker, and an unwavering supporter of PEACE in the Middle East. He will be a strong advocate for the US, and its interests, and I am pleased to have him on our team!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Sunday. Boulos is the father of Tiffany Trump’s husband, whatever his stupid name is.
Fun fact: Boulos isn’t even a Muslim, he’s a Lebanese Christian, and thus probably isn’t the kind of guy all those Michigan voters who were furious with the Biden Administration over support for Israel were expecting. If anything he’s probably more of a “Gaza’s waterfront is valuable real estate” type.
CONGRATS Leftists and Free Palestine people! You got your revenge! You really stuck it to Biden!