“I am pleased to announce that former Congressman Billy Long, of the Great State of Missouri, will be appointed to serve as the Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Billy brings 32 years of experience running his own businesses in Real Estate and, as one of the premier Auctioneers in the Country. He then served 12 years in Congress, because he ‘felt it was important for his constituents to have a Representative who has signed the front of a check!’ Since leaving Congress, Billy has worked as a Business and Tax advisor, helping Small Businesses navigate the complexities of complying with the IRS Rules and Regulations,” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Wednesday, naming the chunky hillbilly to lead the federal government’s tax agency.
Billy Long only left Congress because he ran a failed primary campaign for the Senate, coming in fourth behind child beater sexual freak former Governor Eric Greitens, and just ahead of Mark McCloskey, the St Louis ambulance chaser whose previous claim to fame was pointing an assault rifle at Black Lives Matter demonstrators who came too close to his McMansion during a 2020 march. Part of Long’s failed campaign to be showered with Trump’s golden endorsement that year was an official platform of publicly calling for “Kamala Harris to resign, have Biden appoint Trump as VP, and then get Biden to resign” and hand out fake $45 bills with Trump on them.