Moron First Son-Elect Donald Trump Jr and ghoulish nominee for Ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle, have broken off their engagement after Don Jr moved in with some younger, more attractive harpy, Page Six reports, with a source telling them it had been on the rocks for a while.
“Don and Kim haven’t been getting along over the past year,” said the source. “They get argumentative at Mar-a-Lago in front of people. Nothing crazy, but you know when a couple is fighting. They bicker in public.” New girlfriend Bettina Anderson is described as a “Palm Beach socialite,” which we think means she doesn’t and never did have a job because her dad or more likely grandfather founded some bank or whatever and now the family are Mar-a-Lago lampreys.