Wisconsin man Ryan Borgwardt, who faked his death by leaving his kayak in the middle of a particularly deep lake, then biked to Madison, boarded a bus to Detroit, walked into Canada, flew to Uzbekistan to shack up with a woman he met online, then for whatever reason decided to admit it was all a sham to get out of his marriage, will soon be out of his marriage as wife Emily Borgwardt filed for a legal separation from him, claiming the marriage is “irretrievably broken,” the AP reports.
“The document doesn’t elaborate,” the AP writes as if readers can’t fill in the blanks on why Emily might not be so thrilled to have Ryan back in her life since he arrived in Wisconsin on Tuesday. Ryan faces a charge of obstructing a search for his body. He made bail, but told the judge he would be representing himself because he only had $20 left in his wallet. Maybe that was the reason he came home, that the Uzbekistani chick ripped him off. And the food probably kind of sucked too.