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New York Post reports Wall Street should factor in what could have been when making major investment decisions in this timeline

You got that Wall Street? Get over your jitters and think about what could have been if Trump hadn’t won last month. Stop selling, start buying, don’t fuck this up. America First doesn’t care that you’re nervous over tariffs and government funding. You should be grateful that the Trump economy of 2017 to 2019 is coming back and not four more years of Biden-Harris socialism. The fact she didn’t win should be worth like 10,000 points on the Dow alone and you globalists are getting “jittery.”

Shut the fuck up and start making middle class Americans feel richer. Now. Otherwise you’re going to be very sorry you ever messed with Trump. Record shattering consumer confidence, GDP through the roof, unemployment lowest in history, just amazing incredible numbers. Now. Americans don’t care about your stupid bullshit “risk” and “uncertainty.” And if you even THINK about muttering the word “recession” Kash Patel will personally pick your new roommate based on his endowment.

None will be under 10/2 inches in length/girth. Consider this your official notice, Wall Street.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve expanded the New York Post’s message to the financial industry to its natural conclusion. We hope they’re quivering in fear.

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