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Christmas miracle at California jail

In a Christmas miracle that will bring joy to children everywhere, and even to the big kids in all of us, 39 year-old accused pedophile Anthony Wayne Brooks of Riverside, California was found dead in his cell at the county jail on Sunday, KTLA reports, citing a Riverside Sheriff’s Department press release.

“On Sunday, December 22, 2024, deputies from the Robert Presley Detention Center found an unresponsive male inside a housing unit cell. Deputies and jail medical personnel performed life-saving measures until paramedics arrived, but the male was ultimately pronounced deceased.”

“Investigators from the Riverside Sheriff’s Office Corrections Central Investigations Unit responded and assumed the investigation. The inmate was identified as 39-year-old Anthony Wayne Brooks of Riverside. There were no signs of foul play,” said the department. The press release left out that, among other crimes, Brooks was facing five counts of lewd acts on a child under the age of 14.

So maybe there were plenty of signs of “fair play” and Brooks got Epsteined or something.

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