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CNN thinks Trump meant to message Elon

Writing that “The message appears to include a reference to Musk’s son, X Æ A-Xii, whom Musk colloquially refers to as X,” CNN thinks that mentally ill convicted felon President-Elect Trump had meant to send a private message to Elon Musk when he wrote “Where are you? When are you coming to the ‘Center of the Universe,’ Mar-a-Lago. Bill Gates asked to come, tonight. We miss you and x! New Year’s Eve is going to be AMAZING!!! DJT” in a Friday morning Truth Social post.

Though it was obviously meant to be a private message, the evidence they have in support of this specific “X Æ A-Xii” theory (holy fuck what a ridiculous name, lol) is not mentioned. They did however cite a source telling them that Bill Gates had reached out and asked for an audience with the Orange God Emperor, something CNN notes threatens even more tumult in MAGA world.

“The post comes as Musk, whom Trump named as co-leader of his government efficiency initiative, has drawn fresh criticism from loyal Trump supporters over his support of the visa program that allows highly skilled foreign workers to immigrate to the US,” they wrote. Surely accused Jeffrey Epstein pal and COVID vaccine nanobot overlord Bill Gates is going to help defuse that situation.

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