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Orange Shitbrain acting strange on his lame social media platform

“Where are you? When are you coming to the ‘Center of the Universe,’ Mar-a-Lago. Bill Gates asked to come, tonight. We miss you and x! New Year’s Eve is going to be AMAZING!!! DJT” convicted felon President-Elect Trump bizarrely posted on his lame Twitter clone Truth Social Friday morning.

Best guess is that he meant to send this as a direct message to someone but is so addled on God knows what kind of psychiatric meds he wrote it in a public post instead. The “We miss you and x!” could indicate that he was trying to figure out what the intended recipient’s spouse’s name and left “x” as a placeholder. Whatever the case was, Donald’s fans were not pleased, with multiple replies with shit like “Bill Gates is a criminal, I wouldn’t invite him to my house” and “Fuck Bill Gates! Arrest him and charge him with crimes against humanity” in between all the usual anodyne MAGA memes that quickly flood in response to every Trump “truth” in the hopes that he’ll repost them.

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