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“Senate Democrats are organizing to improperly stall and delay the confirmation process of many of our Great Nominees. They will try all sorts of tricks starting very soon. Republicans must not allow them to do that. We have a Country to run, and many big problems to solve, mostly created by Democrats. REPUBLICANS, BE SMART AND TOUGH!!!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Tuesday, apparently angry Dems will ask questions during the confirmation hearings.

In related news, the New York Post reports that Trump Reichsmarschall Susie Wiles on Sunday issued an order commanding all nominees to maintain complete silence on social media, which is definitely one way of displaying confidence in the mental faculties of their incoming team.

“Accordingly, all intended nominees should refrain from any public social media posts without prior approval of the incoming White House counsel,” Wiles wrote. National Zero had turned on notifications for Pete Hegseth’s tweets earlier this month when it looked like his bid for Defense Secretary was doomed and as such noticed noticed he’s been complying with the directive. It appears brainwormed Health and Human Services nominee Robert F Kennedy Jr is as well.

Marco Rubio is not complying. Since the 29th he’s tweeted condolences to the victims of that plane crash in South Korea and a tribute to former President Jimmy Carter. The memo wasn’t written for Marco Rubio however because he’s capable of acting like a chemically balanced adult online.

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