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House GOP poodles bark along with their Orange Master

Texas MAGA Congressman Randy “Pussy” Weber on Thursday followed his Orange Dom’s lead and used the attack on New Orleans perpetrated by a US citizen to rant about “open borders.”

For his part, the guy who may or may not still be Speaker of the House on Monday, without elaborating on what would actually change, told Fox News he “cannot wait” for the fat fuck to return to power. “I will tell you I was at Mar-a-Lago yesterday with President Trump, just a couple of hours after that explosion at his place in Las Vegas at the hotel, and he has concern, as we all do, and he is anxious to take office. We cannot wait. We are 18 days away from President Trump being returned to the White House and us restoring real law and order in this country. It will begin securing that border which is a big priority,” Johnson said, not wiping the white stuff off his chin.

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